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[useofaswhat]

Looks like someone decided it's autumn, even though it ain't autumn 'cause we're not spinning round a sun and don't have seasons. Anyone got an idea why the Admiral thinks we all need t'be showered with dead plants?

The way I see it, there ain't any use for raining down magic leaves outta nowhere except to crunch when you walk on 'em. Seems we might as well get some use outta them. Any of you folks ever build bonfires back home? Wouldn't be too hard to rake up a pile and light it in the CES. Don't sound like a bad time, specially not if someone saved any of the rotgut from that last history-time break. [Duo? He's looking at you.]

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[Private]

[persuadeyou]

What's her name?

[At least Natasha's never had to do a wedding before. But she has much fewer cons than Yosaffbridge.]

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

I got no good way to answer that.

[Private]

[persuadeyou]

[Eye. Brow.]

You don't know her name?

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

When we got married it was Saffron but I don't know how long that lasted.

[Private]

[persuadeyou]

Well I'm guessing she wasn't an assassin for hire. Con artist?

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

You guessed that quick. Too bad you weren't there when she showed up.

[Private]

[persuadeyou]

Yeah. Could have made you a widower.

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

I woulda owed you one for that.

[Private]

[persuadeyou]

So I gathered. What'd she do?

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

Little sabotage, some seducin', thieving, attempted murder. Oh, and she drugged me, can't forget that.

[Private]

[persuadeyou]

Not all at once, I hope. Sounds like overkill.

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

Some ladies try too hard.

[Private]

[persuadeyou]

You did marry her.

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

Not on purpose!

[Private]

[persuadeyou]

Feel free at any point to tell that story.

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

Think I'd rather not go into it. [Ask Simon, Natasha, he'll tell you all about it.]

[Private]

[persuadeyou]

[Ohhh, she will be.]

And here you have my life story.

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

Right. Got every little detail, Admiral never left a thing out.

[Private]

[persuadeyou]

Speaking of, when are you going to give me a copy?

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

You lived it, you shouldn't need to read it.

[Private]

[persuadeyou]

Let's say you were the inmate, and you knew there was a file out there, supposedly with all the details of your entire life. Your wife, your family, your home on Shadow, all the detailed minutiae.

Are you telling me you wouldn't be interested in seeing exactly what made it into that file?