006 ✫ Video

[useofaswhat]

[Backdated to the day after the Beasts of Burden flood:]

Seems that when we all jumped back a couple steps evolution-wise some of us were busier'n others. [He's looking at you, cold-blooded reptiles and formerly stoned felines.] Going into why or how ain't important, but I picked up a couple things this flood that I don't got a use for.

[The picture moves to sweep over a pile of random objects sitting on the floor of his cabin: it's a mess of mismatched jewelry, coins, silverware, keys, buttons, electronic parts, and half-eaten foodstuffs, various strings and ribbons tangled up in the collection.]

Anyone wants this huòsè* back, all you gotta do is ask for it. Anything that's left I'm dumping in a common room.

*stuff

OOC: Regarding this post, but Mal probably stole from everyone. If you want your character to find their stuff in his stash, go for it.

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[useofaswhat]

Raccoon. And... you ain't gonna like this, but the pages're real soft. [About a third of The Beauty Myth is now shredded and stashed under Mal's bunk as bedding.]

[lesliemonster]

A RACCOON?

[THE SCOURGE OF PAWNEE. THEY EVEN FOUND A WAY TO FOLLOW HER HERE.]

You wiped your raccoon butt on The Beauty Myth?

[useofaswhat]

Whoa! Hey! It ain't that big a deal, I don't got rabies!

[lesliemonster]

You probably have rabies of the soul, now! That is a medical fact.

We have to fumigate the entire ship.

[useofaswhat]

Fumigate for what? There's nothin' but pets here an' I already got my soul-rabies shot.